February 2012
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“You need to give me back my stuff. Do you want me to call 311 on you?”
– a very drunk guy fighting with his girlfriend in the hallway
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“You should be in my bed. Not cats.”
– Jon
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so i'm rewatching firefly
and i have to say, all the women of that cast are SO beautiful.
(not to mention that nathan fillion was pretty damn fine at that age)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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i have decided that want a bread bowl filled with new england clam chowder.
despite being totally broke and going to college in such a useless place, i will make this happen even if it takes me the next 3 weeks.
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alex: You're just jealous because I have perfect pitch. I'm sorry I'm so cool.
ann: I'm sorry you're so creepy.
all the girls i know on my floor are out partying
and i’m sitting alone listening to The Planets, by Holst.
i don’t know if i should feel like a smug hipster or a total outcast (maybe both. they’re not necessarily exclusive, right?)
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Watchtiportiff:
LowLine: An Underground Park on NYC’s Lower East Side
A Design project in Lower East Side, NY by Dan Barasch
Deciding to skip your classes and hang out on the...
sbuthings:
the great weather has put everyone in such an infectiously good mood. even with the recent shit i’ve had to put up with, i’ve been having a good time.
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that awkward moment when the guy who said he’d give you a position in a lab tells you months later that he doesn’t actually have the power to give you said position and you suddenly find yourself thrown back into a seething pit of ruthlessly competitive bio undergrads
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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Regarding Ann being tired...
Nella: "So drink some coffee. Get one of those Starbucks things the night before and put it in your fridge."
Ann: "No those don't work on me."
Nella: "So what about soda?"
Ann: "Soda doesn't work either."
Christina: "Energy drinks?"
Ann: "I don't like those."
Nella: "So try going to bed earlier."
Ann: "No I have things to do."
Christina: "So stop complaining!"
Ann: "No."
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Perfect couples don't exi-
moreorlesscontent:
….no, they just really don’t.